Family guy funny moments
Jo: Is it a problem if your penis and your vagina touch each other? Peter wants Meg to carry a leaf bag instead of a condom in case a boy wants to have his way with her.Peter and Michael Moore's farting contest.Peter gets fired from his job at the airline by laughing at the word " cockpit"."Oh, great, leave when I'm right in the middle of a sentence." The episode ends with Peter and Lois deciding to have sex on him while he's still out cold, and when he comes to, Peter knocks him out again by hitting him with a lamp. When Carter flat-out admits that he doesn't want Lois to be happy, Peter punches him out.but some of the other employees have found it offensive.īrian: Other employees? Who else works here besides me? And uh, you know, between you and me, I think it's a stich. Stewie: Oh absolutely, and, and nobody appreciates a joke like Stewie. Stewie: That's dangerously close to the word "bitch" isn't it? Cookie Monster in a toilet stall frantically "cooking up" cookie dough in a spoon.The book can also be." ( puts book on head) "a hat!" The time when Peter went to Lois' book club in her place.Almost as funny as that is that after Peter falls, Brian looks at him for a second, then goes back to reading his newspaper without saying a word.
(It was originally going to be even worse too.) Peter and "that thing" he and Lois do "every Thursday night"."Not the Griffins, you moron! The rest of the pieces to my Lite Brite! My name's not Adam We!.Or is it.? Who am I? What number did you dial?! Don't ever call me again.".Quagmire: Giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity, let's have sex!.He's Quagmire! Quagmire! You never really know what he's gonna do next! He's Quagmire! Quagmire!.When Bonnie believes that it would be unsafe to give birth in a neighborhood with Quagmire in it:.In the women's restroom at the bowling alley, Quagmire watches Lois while pinned to the ceiling until he grows impatient waiting for her to finish preparing the toilet and tells her to just go already.Sure enough, this becomes another Brick Joke when Crackle and Pop are later seen lamenting Snap's offscreen death. Stewie gets a few feet before the wings collapse and he's launched into a tree where he sees the Keebler elves plotting an attack on the Rice Krispies mascots, assuming Hirsch delivers the goods. Peter sticks his head in the ball return at the bowling alley to see Judd Hirsch working on a missile, which becomes a Brick Joke when Peter attempts to make a new flying machine by converting Stewie's tricycle into a 14-winged plane.Then to top it off, Stewie tells the officer to tell Arnie "Oogity boogity boo" while shaking his arms like a monkey. The same company the cop's cousin Arnie works at? Stewie gives a general, but accurate description of him. Where does he work? First Fidelity Insurance over on Wayne Bossert Street. The red stains? From a pizza party at work. Whenever the cop throws a curveball, Stewie doesn't miss a beat.
Stewie is unsurprisingly smooth at lying, never hesitating or having to think of what to say. Lockhart's suit and bluffs the cop is Family Guy at its best.
Fish 1: You know what I hate? A guy in a blue suit!